Sardar in a Forest

sardarum friendum koodi kaattiloode nadakkumbol, pettannu munnil oru simham vannu. Friend vegam oru pidi mannu vari simhathinte kannil ittu...ennittu
Friend: Odikko.....
Sardar: najn enthinu odanam, mannu vari ittathu nee alle............

Mandan in a Bus

Athiest in a Forest

An athiest was walking through a forrest. Suddenly a ghost appears infront of him.

Then god's voice comes....

Sardar Sleeping at a Beach

Beachil kidakkunna sardarinodu oru american
Ame: Are you relaxing?
Sar: No, am Jaspreet Singh
another american: Are you relaxing?
Sar: No, am Jaspreet Singh
Deshyam vanna Sardar aduthu kidakkunna sayippinodu,
Sar: Are you relaxing?
Sayip:Yes
Sardar: Than ivide veyilum kond kidanno, avarellam thanne thirakki nadakkukaya. :)

Malayalee at Hyderabad Bus Stop

Malayalee gentleman wants to go to the airport and is waiting at a Hyderabad bus stop. He decides to ask another person.